When someone absolutely bottles an easy opportunity in football
SPOONERRRRRRRR
by Big Niko June 17, 2021
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A spooner is a hairstyle for men (and occasionally women) in which the hair is typically arranged in a manner that attempts to be fashionable but misses the mark ever so slightly. The results of which are often laughable.
Fuck, check out Harry's spooner! That shit should be outlawed.
by JoeyJoeJo May 28, 2015
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Noun-An individual who can dish it out, but is characteristically incapable of taking it; Someone who readily makes fun of or criticizes others, usually with the goal of obtaining peer approval. Upon receiving accusations or judgement, an insecure spooner will break down emotionally, apologize profusely, or even go into hiding.
1. That dude is such a spooner! He talked so tough, but when I called him out to fight, he left the party.

2. Ann: "Did you see Kay's facebook post yesterday?"

Bree: "Yeah! She was so mean to Joe that it pissed off everybody and when they all commented, she deleted her profile. What a SPOONER!"
by HottPinkMama April 16, 2012
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Mild term used for a foolish or silly person. I have only ever heard this used in Devon, England. Hardly urban...
You dropped it in the sink? You total spooner!
by l42emmings August 11, 2005
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Getting a boner while spooning....spooner.
Dude I was totes magoats spooning just now...major spooner.
by I_Love_You_Man_440 April 10, 2011
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1. Somebody who says or does something so stupid and or retarded that they could be mistaken for someone who needs to be "spoon" fed, i.e a mentally handicapped person
Josh: "hey guys!?"

Dan & Mole: "what a spooner!"
by Mole(Flea100) January 15, 2007
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