Shot-faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.
Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
"That guy is so shot-faced he can't even talk."
"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."
"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."
"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."
"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."
by Sparkler Girl May 25, 2008
Jake got shot-faced at his birthday party. The result? Embarrassing pictures that night and technicolor vomit the next morning! Ewww!
by shot-faced July 12, 2011
I had one chance to impress the board of directors with my presentation, but I left my presentation materials on the train in Brooklyn. Now Gary gets the promotion. Man, I really shot that horse in the face.
by Metal Mermaid October 4, 2017
To stop a potential problem before it becomes a full on problem. Coined from shooting a snake so as to avoid a bite.
by snake shooter lulz December 5, 2011
Vincent Vega (John Travolta): "Aww man i just shot marvin in the face!"
by badass muh fucka February 24, 2005
Shot ya in the face:
I just shot ya bitch in the face yo, she didn't ask for it, but i did it anyways,
I just shot ya bitch in the face yo, she didn't ask for it, but i did it anyways,
by Mysuggashack January 6, 2022