Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
by kneegrowinatree September 19, 2023
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by DisAshters August 29, 2021
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
Harry: hey I'm below the average height *hugs you*
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
by Oogashaka0w0 October 27, 2021
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