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a pelhank a yard gnome like creature with the fighting ability of a F5 tornado!!!!
Found in various parts of southern ill or in the "big city" This creature is a roamer that roams from job to job cause it quits everything it does....known weaknesses Doritos, hot dogs Copenhagen, Sunkist, and mail boxes.
by the gnome whisperer November 30, 2011