The Fat Chick

A masturbatory move, much like The Stranger, which makes the best of a bad situation. One must first injure their hand in such a way that it swells significantly. The added mass of the palm then gives the feeling of a porcine woman's hand when the act is committed.

Kevin punched a brick wall and broke his hand, now it's the size of a softball. At least now he can give himself The Fat Chick.

by KevvyKakes November 3, 2010

fat chick

A girl that many men pretend to detest and be disgusted by, but actually have a strong desire for.

Dude: Eww look at that fat chick I think I'm gonna be sick
Dude(In his mind): Damn look at her, I would fuck her all night long.

by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdff June 2, 2008

Fat Chick

What the world needs less of.

"Dont you hate it when fat chicks ask you out?" -Everyone

by Codename: L November 5, 2006

fat chick

they need love too
they just have to pay for it

how i payed my way through college. (fucking fat chicks for money)

by salimis December 19, 2005

fat chicked

Stood up, bailed out, avoided at all cost

That woman fat chicked you last at the bar....

by Micka C October 16, 2017

fat chick

useful for free head.

dude 1: wtf were you doing with that fat chick at the bar last night?
dude 2: she gave me head 3x that night.
dude 1: oh.

by fattylover February 16, 2005

fat-chicking

transitive verb: a large woman calling or a texting a person non-stop after sleeping with him/her

I have to get a new phone number," Gary said, "Monique won't stop fat-chicking me!

by Xool314 April 26, 2011