That guy who does obnoxious covers of Disney songs and plays guitar when everyone else just wants to chill.
Harry: In the real world, I'm what people call a douche bag. I'm like Jesse McCartney. I'm like....Jesse McCartney's douche.
by MoonshoesPotter234 April 23, 2011
(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities.
US: \düsh 'bag\
International \du:ç; bæg\
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities.
US: \düsh 'bag\
International \du:ç; bæg\
1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2a. Only a douche bag would consider accounting a tough class.
2b. Douche bags have been known to add small numbers with calculators and call it "business math."
2a. Only a douche bag would consider accounting a tough class.
2b. Douche bags have been known to add small numbers with calculators and call it "business math."
by lLamaD February 19, 2005
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by worst nightmare1990 August 8, 2012
A person who has no idea what they are talking about yet act like they are a smart person by knowlege from other people. They act out to be intelligent and gifted only to realise they are mearly a fake idiot with no idea about what is really happening in the world.
A person with no logic at all.
A person with no logic at all.
Someone who tries to get a family member or freind in trouble for something they did not do. Because they dont have the guts to investigate things for themselves and get other people to do their dirty work for them.
people who gang up on one innocent person are a bunch of gutless douche bags!
ass, blockhead, boob, booby, cretin, dimwit, donkey, dork, dumb ox, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, jerk, kook, meathead, mental defective, moron, ninny, nitwit, pointy head, simpleton, stupid, tomfool, twit,
people who gang up on one innocent person are a bunch of gutless douche bags!
ass, blockhead, boob, booby, cretin, dimwit, donkey, dork, dumb ox, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, jerk, kook, meathead, mental defective, moron, ninny, nitwit, pointy head, simpleton, stupid, tomfool, twit,
by keeping it real!!!!! September 30, 2006
If you live at home, still wear Abercrombie wing man shirts and M. Brady is your first initial and last name, you might be a douche bag
by Lexus24000 August 1, 2010
1) An individual with an inflated self-esteem who is deeply deficient in social skills. They laugh loudly at their own jokes, quote themselves repeatedly, and are never as entertaining to others as they are to themselves.
2) ER physicians
2) ER physicians
by FP Resident December 23, 2005