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Tits, boobs or breasts that do not belong on any living person. Characteristics include dirty, lumpy, lop-sided, unnecessairly big and effectively appalling to all five senses.
I would have totally fucked that chick last night if it weren't for the lazy eye... oh yeah and those nasty Zombie Tits.

Ref. See 28 Days Later, 93min in.
by Professor Lambeau March 03, 2009