Tits, boobs or breasts that do not belong on any living person. Characteristics include dirty, lumpy, lop-sided, unnecessairly big and effectively appalling to all five senses.
I would have totally fucked that chick last night if it weren't for the lazy eye... oh yeah and those nasty Zombie Tits.

Ref. See 28 Days Later, 93min in.
by Professor Lambeau March 4, 2009
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When a mother has been up all night feeding her newborn and she turns into a Tit Zombie
- Why's Katie not at training today?

- Oh she's at home being a tit zombie
by Croney9 March 5, 2016
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