by Thenicestbitch August 1, 2011
If you have this name it usually means your gay. Also Jacks only like thicc men. When you kiss him he licks inside your nose.
Jack Zimmerman is gay.
by BigSAd42 January 14, 2019
One who originated the Hutt Family. Lazy, obnoxious, vile, and arrogant. Know it all with lack of knowledge.
by Don Quxiote April 20, 2005
To take a fine, messy dump on a girl's bosom while she gives you a blow job. Originating from the Yankee legend and former bench coach Don Zimmerman.
Dude - What did you do last night?
Guy - I had some Chipotle, took a girl back to my place and then she gave me a Zimmerman Blumpkin. I was all like, "Ah yeah, you like that shit, don't you?"
Dude- Nice
Guy - I had some Chipotle, took a girl back to my place and then she gave me a Zimmerman Blumpkin. I was all like, "Ah yeah, you like that shit, don't you?"
Dude- Nice
by Pedro Martinezzzz September 10, 2008
a nimrod who wants to be jewish whom is overly obsessed with sarita(BFF). this little number also enjoys masterbating to disney porn and singing along to the wiggles. she also HAD A CRACKER FOR LUNCH...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
by sarita February 10, 2005
Items such as skittles and Arizona tea, used to lure in potential suspect and shady neighborhood watchmen like George Zimmerman
"Man I'm craving some skittles and Arizona tea right now bro"
"Easy now man.....Zimmerman bait is dangerous for young African males like yourself"
"Easy now man.....Zimmerman bait is dangerous for young African males like yourself"
by smitysubaru January 30, 2015
The epitome of weak. A girl who will follow you around like a lost puppy dog. A major whore that has nothing better to do rather than to be a try-hard. JMZ for short.
Girl 1; Did you see that girl following her friend around?
Girl 2; You mean like an JMZ?
Girl 1; Yeah.. that bitch is definitely a Jolynn Marie Zimmerman.
Girl 1 && Girl 2;; LOL. Weak ass bitch.
Girl 2; You mean like an JMZ?
Girl 1; Yeah.. that bitch is definitely a Jolynn Marie Zimmerman.
Girl 1 && Girl 2;; LOL. Weak ass bitch.
by Random bitch c; December 27, 2011