ziffer

Some who sits behind you in a movie theater talking thoughout the entire movie, then when something amazing happens they say "as if"

"I wish that ziffer would shut up already!"

by Keats October 6, 2004

Ziffer Sweeper

When you bust on the floor the proceed to flip the female upside down and mop it up with her hair.

Named after sex ed teacher S. Ziff

Babe come here and help me clean this up

How tho?

The Ziffer Sweeper of course!

by OsamaBinGuapo December 9, 2020