Law of the Zhongguo 

Any interaction, strange taste or smell, near-death-experience or other such event occurring in mainland China that is inexplicable to the foreigners experiencing it.

"Zhongguo" is the Mandarin Chinese term for China and sounds similar to the English word "jungle."

example one:

Person 1: "This is a city of 20 million people...why does the subway system stop working at 10:00pm?"

Person 2: "It's the Law of the Zhongguo, man."

example two:

Person 1: "What kind of meat is this? I can not tell what it is...and I only ordered vegetables..."

Person 2: "It's the Law of the Zhongguo. Don't ask questions and just eat it."

Law of the Zhongguo by Exzeebo July 6, 2009

Zhongguang 

Zhongli and Ningguang aka the Geo Mommy and Daddy of Liyue. A power couple that makes you want to be adopted by them. Both of them are known to be simp magnets aka they're fucking hot! Has a Geo family with one adopted emo son.

The two makes sure that Liyue Harbour.

Zhongli: Osmanthus wine taste the same as I remember-
Ningguang: There he goes again... *sighs*

Zhongguang supremacy.

Zhongguang by chewytzu November 22, 2021

zhao shang hao zhong guo 

zhao shang hao zhong guo xian zai wu you... bing qi ling wo hen xi huan bing chilling

incompetent person: hey man, whats up?

jon xena: zhao shang hao zhong guo xian zai wu you bing qi ling wo hen xi huan bing chillin

zhao shang hao zhong guo by acquainted fetus April 22, 2023

ching chong bing bong zhong guo ni hon engurando 

the worst fucking way of insulting a japanese-chinese....trust me, it never ends well. unless you want to become a corpse, simply don't say "ching chong bing zhong guo ni hon engurando" in front of a japanese-chinese. if you're gonna say it regardless, then bring an strong armor.

japanese-chinese kid: hi!

legally retarded kid: ok ching chong bing bong zhong guo ni hon engurando
japanese-chinese kid: *takes knife* say sayonara.

ching chong bing bong zhong guo ni hon engurando by The original sillygirl.png April 4, 2023