Hockey player 2: That's Zdeno Chara.
Hockey player 1: Why is he the captain?
Hockey player 2: Because he ate the old captain.
Why that's Zdeno Chara, he's Slovakian.
Oh, really, I thought we came to the rink on the wrong day and the circus moved in.
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