The act of pleasuring a woman by inserting a 9 volt battery into her vagina, delivering a shock of happiness.
by Chiun Lang Pow September 27, 2007
When a person takes a battery (usually a 9 volt) and inserts it into a womans vagina delivering a shock of pleasure, but mostly pain. She might not like it but her reaction will be funny as fuck.
by Chiun Lang Pow September 25, 2007
It when a guy goes down on girl and is licking her clit and puts one finger in
her ass and 2 in her crotch!
her ass and 2 in her crotch!
by rsonee February 20, 2004
using your middle and index finger in the vagina of you partner while inserting your pinky in her rectum for sexual pleasure
i.e. two in the pink one in the stink
i.e. two in the pink one in the stink
by Redbush January 5, 2006
A novel new invention that humanely temporarily silences those annoying neighborhood yapping dogs for up to 24 hours per zap.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019
A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.
I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021
A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.
So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020