a wise and zany person. usually looked up to and looks out for others at times. mostly laid back but is legendary for his
rambunctious craziness and words. this person may seem odd, bizarre, and sort of the lone ranger type but deep within the
intellectual wits of the zaffo psyche lies mysterious conundrums and secrets which no other
human being BUT a zaffo can hold. there is but one zaffo in this universe. wannabes will be fined, prosecuted, and thrown deep within the combustible gates of H E double hockey sticks.
zaffo: "..beware the siamese gun"
dude #1 : "dude, zaffo's the man"
dude #2 : "the man is zaffo"
random dude : "zaffo sucks, dude"
dude #1,#2 : "....."
beats
the fuck out of random dude for blasphemy
zaffo : nods.... spits a few
words of wisdom out then later buys everyone a round of beers on him