Sometimes stupid and retarded but mostly caring and loving towards others. A zach is a very kinky human being with only rape on his mind
by Somebody.com December 17, 2017
A desperate person who cannot take no for an answer often when told no he will continue and be very aggravating
by Anonymous 123 456-789-1011 121 February 26, 2017
"Oh, His name is Zach"
"I'll think I'll name Him Zach"
"My new baby's name is Zach..."
NAME HIM SOMETHING DIFFERENT GOD DAMNIT!!!!!
"I'll think I'll name Him Zach"
"My new baby's name is Zach..."
NAME HIM SOMETHING DIFFERENT GOD DAMNIT!!!!!
by TheAmazingSX August 13, 2012
Beautiful awsome short guy
big-weiner McSausage
People call him Diarrea cuz he runs shit
Multiple Nicknames: Doops,Cooper, Etc.
big-weiner McSausage
People call him Diarrea cuz he runs shit
Multiple Nicknames: Doops,Cooper, Etc.
by Zachdgk12 August 26, 2008
A Zach: If you make out with a girl, shouldn't she automatically have to have sex with you?
Jecca: What the fuck? You're such a douche-cunt.
Jecca: What the fuck? You're such a douche-cunt.
by Jazzy C November 9, 2008
Usually blonde, a man with strange tastes and even stranger habits. Good Athelete, all the girls like him at first, but then they grow to hate him. Wears V-necks, vests with belts, and skinny jeans for no apparent reason other than his mom dresses him. Usually comes off as an asshole, but that's only because he actually is an asshole. A connoisseur of fruity drinks, Migos, and girls named Peaches
Did you see Zach at that baseball game? He was on Fire.
He looked good, but that's only because his girl Peaches is watching
He looked good, but that's only because his girl Peaches is watching
by ThaRealUrbanDictionary May 11, 2015
Not to be confused with any regular Zach, this queer boy writes songs about the boy, Christian, that he is in love with. He also wants that Christian boy to teach him how to ice skate. He also brags about the mass amounts of sex he had with his midget ex girlfriend. He also likes to get in random freshman's pants, but always fails. He looks very gay with his straightened hair.
by lerar August 22, 2008