Traveler 1: Why are you taking a Starbucks double espresso with you on the plane? I thought you said you were going to try and sleep off your jet lag?
Traveler 2: Oh that won't be a problem, I'll take an Ambien.
Traveler 1: Is that safe? That's like some kind of Yuppie Speedball.
Traveler 2: Like what killed Jim Belushi?
Traveler 1: No, you mean John Belushi, but yes.
Traveler 2: Oh that won't be a problem, I'll take an Ambien.
Traveler 1: Is that safe? That's like some kind of Yuppie Speedball.
Traveler 2: Like what killed Jim Belushi?
Traveler 1: No, you mean John Belushi, but yes.
by Uberhart Monkeybert November 30, 2009
Consuming Coffee and Adderall in the same time frame to magnify the effects of both, mainly for alertness in events like tests, sales, stock trading, and so forth.
"I have a huge sales call later today, about to go all in on a proper Yuppie Speedball"
"Chad fired up the Nespresso machine and gave me a 10 mil Addy this morning before the market opened...I crushed it; I trade stocks and crypto so much better on Yuppie Speedballs"
"Chad fired up the Nespresso machine and gave me a 10 mil Addy this morning before the market opened...I crushed it; I trade stocks and crypto so much better on Yuppie Speedballs"
by hartz0nFire June 4, 2021
by Cockulon 3000 February 24, 2005
All the other definitions here are incorrect. A yuppie speedball is a coffee and a mimosa (an upper and downer, like a real speedball), often consumed at an overpriced brunch attended by yuppies.
by ka_usc October 21, 2021