Yukon

A Canadian province that doesn’t exist

Guy from Canada :Where are you from

Guy from Yukon :Yukon

Guy from Canada :Where?

by Ffjfdjkidsj February 26, 2021

Yukon

When you reply to a message in your head but forget to actually respond

Random person : yo bro why’d you ignore my message

Other random person : OH NO I must’ve yukoned you bro

by Cheesebags January 21, 2021

Yukon

It’s like Candice but more unpredictable

Joe : Hey, you know Yukon ?

Candice : Who’s that

Joe : Yukon suck on deez nuts

by @JustEdgarDK January 3, 2022

Yukon

the best cat ever. who was taken from me before he even turned a year old. before we even spent a full week together. im sorry i failed you yukon. im sorry i couldnt save you. im sorry that we didnt get to know each other better before we parted. and im sorry for everything. im sorry that i couldnt go to you when you scratched at the door. im sorry it took me so long to write this, but just know you are the best cat and no other will replace you. I'll have a hole in my heart shaped like you for the rest of my life.

yukon, im sorry any of this ever happened. I wish i could keep you forever

by the amazing jazzyb September 28, 2022

Yukon Crazy

A slang used by people that have been to the Yukon Territory in Canada. This hints to the giant swarms of insects, (mainly mosquitos) that crowd around someone and drive that person to a point of unliteral "insanity". The victim usually runs away or screams, showing how harshly the bugs have affected this person.

"Ahh! These bugs are driving me insane!"
"I think you're going Yukon Crazy"

by just.trying.to.help January 3, 2022

Yukon Shower

When you sneeze on a bald person's head thus, showering them in a fine mist of snot.

Thanks for the Yukon Shower, you asshole

by Partydude17 May 6, 2022