I'm going to milk your goat.

A phrase used to insult and intimidate AND mock/taunt the opponent, all at once.

"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.

It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.

*Two people look each other in the eye, one on one dodge ball*

P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"

*Also:*

Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"

Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"

by J'Seph June 16, 2012

your a goat

It is a meaning that refers to someone being caught in the middle of something stupid and or doing that stupid thing.

Your a goat you dumbass! That guy over there is such a goat for telling that fake story.

by Zombiehugger0 March 20, 2015

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

by come along pond November 27, 2011

Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

drowns your goat

When you feel like being a kind of psychotic idiot and don't believe in the floating of boats, but rather the drowning of goats.

"Hey I think we should take a break."

Well, whatever drowns your goat."

by alex bezzina September 6, 2017