by bighox23 July 22, 2023
A complete opposite of Mr. Steal Your Girl; just a nigga who's there to hear a girl's problems but still be getting zero action. A nigga who is so fucking deepfried in the friendzone he listens to his boy's side chick's problems. This the nigga who knows all the gossip and is always getting invited to the club with the ladies. This nigga is so committed to his craft, that he will be at the club holding the purse for a women he's pursued since time, while she out there getting daggered in three different directions while sucking a nigga dick through the top of a man's jeans. She later goes home and calls him to talk about how she can't find a guy like him who listens. A man who gives moody replies to his boys, but when a girl calls, he will be as hard as Mount Everest's frozen peak while asking her what she had to eat. AKA BATTYMON.
Guy 1: Yo what's he doing all the way over there?
Guy 2: Oh, he's on the phone with my side chick...
Guy 1: There he go again, with that Mr. Hear Your Girl shit.
Guy 2: Oh, he's on the phone with my side chick...
Guy 1: There he go again, with that Mr. Hear Your Girl shit.
by Baasha91 June 26, 2019
by Hull55 October 30, 2019
Term to define your friend that sees you spitting game on a fly honey and should respect that but gets the urge to bag her before you. His tactics include but not limited to: showing a screen shot of his highest paycheck from 3 years ago, telling you that she doesn't like Dragonball Z, and gives you 1 twenty dollar bill but tells everyone he kept slipping you twenties under the table.
Tony, we going out tonight to find us some hunnies? If we go, let's avoid inviting Mr. Steal Your Girl.
by Annon2019 March 26, 2019
What began as a taunt for those with anything contrary to say about President Trump became an admission of not being an actual supporter of the second amendment. Closet gungrabber.
I was amazed at how that one guy said "sorry your girl lost" and then immediately went on saying how nobody needed a bump stock or a suppressor.
by Iwontcomply July 24, 2019
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