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Killing younglings 

A euphemism for masturbating used by fans of Star Wars. A quotable gem from the shitty prequels.
"Sorry, I had to kill some younglings last night"

Obi-Wan - "I have seen a security hologram of him killing younglings"
Killing younglings by Juzzfusion January 26, 2010

Youngling Slayer 5000 

The official name of Anakin and Luke Skywalker's lightsaber. It has done many things, such as slaying younglings. It can also be a synonym for the greek word "Malakas"
(Depressed)This dagger has killed my parents...
(Excited) This is the Youngling slayer 5000?!

Younglinging 

The act of making a child shut up/not annoying in the most efficient way possible. The first person to do so was Anakin Skywalker.
Person 1: "Yoo did you watch Star Wars Episode 3? That was so dope!!!"
Person 2: "I know right? My favourite part is when Anakin did some younglinging after turning into Vader!"
Person 1: "Wait whats younglin-" "Nevermind"
Younglinging by FuckYouCthullu December 22, 2020

younglinging 

The art of murdering children, but only if they deserve it.
Man, do I love younglinging. It's truly the best part of waking up!
younglinging by Benusse December 22, 2020

younglings 

A word george lucas made up for star wars. jedi apprentice children in training.
Not even the younglings survived!
younglings by Commander V June 2, 2005

youngling 

A child born of the iPod generation.
Blair and Herman are the proud parents of Podkayne, their first youngling ; a girl!
youngling by Konga March 20, 2006