Yokem 

Is a word that means absolutely nothing; grabs the attention of people, and people want to know what it means

Also, a word to take place for anything you would like, so you can make a person wonder what it means and get them frustrated; use in any tense. Ex: yokemed, yokeming, yokems

Tyler just got Instagram, but his name is tscott_yokem..
Wth does YOKEM mean?

•Dude, I just want to yokem (eat) all the pizza here.
•Yess!! I just yokemed (aced) that test!
•I'm going to be yokeming (partying) all night if we win!

•I don't give a yokems (rats) ass about that tree.

Yokem by Yokem_yokeming April 6, 2013

desk yoke 

Derived from Italy.

Means I do believe in fairies.

Bob- "I do believe in fairies"

George- "I desk yoke too! I swear I saw one yesterday"

desk yoke by Oliver Pellegrino April 4, 2011

yoked thumbs 

The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.

Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.

"No I can't open the soda, you got it to tight with your yoked thumbs!"

yoked thumbs by Nathan R. Butler February 16, 2009

Yoker 

The place where Limmy got the bus to

Limmy got the bus to Yoker

Yoker by Kirsty Anderson March 9, 2020

yokelish 

The yokelish is a collaboration of 4 people in a trench coat performing on their stage, better known as Tumblr. It wanders this earth disguised as a meme-loving, male shoujo lead. In reality, however, this menacing curse bullies people as a catastrophic and spectacular moss-covered sleep paralysis guardian(deluxe).

Friend 1: I told this one person my grandma died, and they just said 'good for you'
Friend 2:Yeah, they can be such a yokelish sometimes

yokelish by whisktea October 24, 2020

yokel 

A hick, redneck, etc. Commonly referred to Niko by Vlad in GTA4.

Vlad: You remember Ivan?
Niko: No.
Vlad: (shows picture) This guy.
Niko: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vlad: Very funny. What would you see if I told he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko: I'd say: 'What problem does he got with my cousin?'
Vlad: (phone rings) Hold on.
(answers phone)
Vlad: Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can't talk right now. What are you wearing? Listen, I'll call you back.
(to Niko)
Vlad: Sorry.
Niko: Who was that?
Vlad: Never you mind.
Niko: Was it Ivan?
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: (laughing) Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.
Vlad: Well, it is a shame then that I am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk who's only friend is a fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!

yokel by kmewzaz June 17, 2008

damp yoke 

used in dublin to describe a slut or a girl who craves sex a lot

I got me hole off that damp yoke in finglas last night

or

Cmon we go spinning and try and get a few damp yokes

damp yoke by Midger December 25, 2007