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The act of feltching, or sucking the lubey shitty cummy substance out of someone's rectum after hard anal sexual intercourse, with a straw.
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"Oh man...good thing I had an old slurpee cup beside the bed last night cuz I started yearming that bitch when I was done fucking her. She wanted me to yearm her all night long."
by The Kiddo January 14, 2009

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