Year Nines

Eww. General girls who have knobs growing out of their foreheads.

Eww that dickhead's such a year nines.

Year Nines by Timbucktoodleloo February 18, 2009

nine year old army 

The most loyal group of Pewdiepie supporters in existence. If T-series passes, these will be the last survivors to fend for their king.

Bob: Hey, you part of the nine year old army
Joe: What's that?
Bob: Pewdiepie's most loyal subscribers.
Joe: Sign me up!

Grade 4 teacher: Shut up and listen.

nine year old army by lmao111111111112 April 8, 2019

Cosmic Nine Year Old 

something to call someone who's is worldly but still immature. Originated with the Doctor Who fandom, calling the Doctor one. He knows a vast amount of information on the universe, but still is young at heart, and has a tendency to be immature.

DW fan 1: Did you see that part where he made the angel say "comfy chairs"?
DW fan 2: Oh yeah, what a cosmic nine year old

Yeah, I mean he's nice and smart and whatever, but he's still not grown up, he's just a cosmic nine year old

Cosmic Nine Year Old by lastofthehappyfolk June 21, 2011

raging nine year old 

A little piece a garbage that constantly screams into his mic and usually plays minecraft or call of duty black opps 3, also someone that older gamers troll to make viewers laugh.

Troller: *makes kid fall in lava on minecraft*
Raging nine year old: *earsplitting scream*

raging nine year old by DerpyCheezit September 20, 2017

i like kids, just nine year olds 

something pewdiepie said to get more subs and it's currently working as of 12/20/18

i like kids, just nine year olds and i go to war with them

i like kids, just nine year olds by pyoodeepai December 20, 2018

Salty Nine Year Old 

Most Fortnite Players

“That kid is such a salty nine year old”.

Salty Nine Year Old by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 14, 2022

Salty Nine Year Old 

A nine year old that breaks the sound barrier when they die in Fortnite.

Nine year old, Nine year old, here comes the Salty Nine Year Old, screams so loud, break the sound barrier, watch out! Here comes the Salty Nine Year old.

Salty Nine Year Old by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty July 16, 2022