The stickiest of the ickiest. The hydroponicist of the greatest sinsamelia that you could ever smoke. Grown in the hearts mountains of North Carolina. Smoked ritualistically by a band of Trojans.
If I could get some money, I would definitely invest in some good-ass yarrdim to the 43rd power, eat some twinkies, and watch some "Star Trek: The Next Generation".... or "Deep Space Nine"