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yark yark yark 

What is said in response to a bad joke.
Dave: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dave: Anyone, anyone?!

Dave: Because I'm Jewish!!!1

Everyone: Yark Yark Yark
yark yark yark by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004
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bree-yark 

Bree-yark is most definitely not "I surrender" in the goblin language.

A foreign phrase that you tell someone means the opposite of what it actually means, in order that hilarity will ensue sometime later when they say it or hear it said.

In the Original Dungeons & Dragons adventure module B2 "The Keep on the Boderlands", one of the random rumors that characters can be told upon starting the adventure is that "'Bree-Yark!' is goblin-language for 'we surrender!". The DM, howerver, is told that it actually means "Hey, Rube!" and is a signal for any nearby goblins to come join in an attack.
If when they see you, you hear them yell "Bree-yark", that means they surrender, so go ahead and follow them into the next room to pick up their treasure.
bree-yark by Old Adventure dude November 16, 2012
Yark meaning " You All Ready Know "
Bro your mom okay? Yark bro.
Yark by phillymade Dee May 15, 2016
"Yo Drake, when you dropping that moist mixtape..." "yark snoop"
yark by moist szn July 19, 2016
1) A word to say just to say; a filler word.
2) A word showing any sort of emotion (regret, anxiety, excitement, anger, frustration, etc.)
Someone: It's called Michiocana
Me (an intellectual): Mitochondria
Someone: No
Me: Yark
yark by the main yeetster November 11, 2018

Yark Dance 

A malt-o-meal waddle with one hand resting on the top of your head pointing all fingers straight up (in the shape of a fin)

Usually accompanied by the audible portion which is yark yark yark.
Don't waste your time on Jenny. That Jenny, she's a....(executes a Yark Dance) Yark Yark Yark!
Yark Dance by The Hard Truth April 13, 2009