by THE YAPIST February 27, 2016
An office supply that does yape things, like jumping up and down on the piano. It is better than all other office supplies, since all their songs are borigami. Messes up paper in ways only yape can do. Costs $4790 at Staples and is also sold at Office Depot, though the price is unknown. Is stronger than an anime swordsman.
Wait, we still don't know what yape *does*!
Side effects of yape use may include dizziness, vomiting, fevers, backaches, headaces, heartaches, kidney damage, liver damage, diarrhea, constipation, drowziness, fatigue, rashes, hives, irritation, inflamation, fear of clowns, change in tastes for ice cream, desire to purchase a Lamborghini, subscription to Juno Songs, Subscription to Man on the Internet, please subscribe to both channels, I swear to god, they aren't competing or anything, in fact, Alex is the one singing this song, vomiting, and heart palpitations.
Side effects of yape use may include dizziness, vomiting, fevers, backaches, headaces, heartaches, kidney damage, liver damage, diarrhea, constipation, drowziness, fatigue, rashes, hives, irritation, inflamation, fear of clowns, change in tastes for ice cream, desire to purchase a Lamborghini, subscription to Juno Songs, Subscription to Man on the Internet, please subscribe to both channels, I swear to god, they aren't competing or anything, in fact, Alex is the one singing this song, vomiting, and heart palpitations.
by AcousticJamm December 19, 2020
When a woman gets angry at a guy after he upsets her (often during sex) and she grabs his dick and/or balls and squeezes it as hard as she can in her hand like a stress ball. Sometimes pulls it too.
"Dude last night me and patty had a one night stand and I put it in her ass. I guess I shouldn't have because after I did she jerked away from me, turned around, and yaped me so hard."
by Jay_hopper April 24, 2016
When one is yawning and another person casually decides to stick their finger in their mouth with pride, usually done to annoy, but is entertaining for the opposite person.
Person 1 - *yawns*
Person 2 - *sticks finger in person 1’s mouth*
Person 1 - oi! Don’t yape me, you little shit.
Person 2 - *sticks finger in person 1’s mouth*
Person 1 - oi! Don’t yape me, you little shit.
by Crazy twat May 12, 2018
a joyful outburst used as a celebration, and sometimes randomly as an aggreement, dissagreement, or, a combination of the word "Yup", and "Nope"
- this outburst sometimes may confuse the unknowing recipient, but with time, practice, and a general read of the situation one may easily recodnize an aggreeing "Yape" as opposed to a dissagreeing "Yape"...
- this outburst sometimes may confuse the unknowing recipient, but with time, practice, and a general read of the situation one may easily recodnize an aggreeing "Yape" as opposed to a dissagreeing "Yape"...
i asked leonard if he wanted to go to the souveneer shop and he said Yape . so i'm gunna take a walk to meet him there.
by JayConch June 10, 2008
by YouGottaYapeIt August 17, 2010
That person is interfering with my yape.
by MaulyMaal August 24, 2010