xymox 

A shit company that takes your money and never sends the product.

guy 1: I got ordered from xymox.
guy 2: You're getting robbed.

xymox by The Real Elon Musk January 4, 2020

clan of xymox 

A Goth Rock band from Netherlands. Formed in 1983

Clan of Xymox rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

clan of xymox by robot May 8, 2005

Xymon 

If you meet a xymon, then you are very lucky because he is very hot, funny, sexy. He is also very unique and talkative

Girl 1: OMG did you meet him? He was very cool
Girl 2: Yeah, you just met a xymon

Xymon by El Banyo September 18, 2018

xymoune

He never plays video games with his friends and sucks at video games too. Gets bad grades in school and likes traps

That man is a xymoune nigga

xymoune by xEmily October 6, 2020

Xylosax 

1) The unfortunate hybrid combination of a Xylophone and a Saxophone. An excellent example of why instruments should practice abstinence. The blowing/hitting of such an instrument often results in a painful sound often accompanied by temporary insanity until the sound waves are thoroughly 120 miles away.

2) A weapon of war, noted for the destructive capabilities it has achieved in the battlefield of sanity and eardrums. Commonly thought to have been created by the Big Notorious J - Lo.

3) A laxative used by balding sweaty middle-aged men. Recommended with a garlic supplement for extra heath benefits.

1) My child wants to play the Xylosax. I shall throw him into a burlap sack and beat him with reeds.

2) Activate the Xylosax!

3) Activate the Xylosax!

Xylosax by Sir Brautigan August 6, 2009

Xylosphincle 

A primative musical instrument in the winds family consisting of a single tube, with it's airflow controlled by a sphincter like valve.

Hey Billy, you can amplify the sound of your (xylosphincle) by eating baked beans

Xylosphincle by The giant sphincter June 22, 2018

xymoune

He sucks. Not much to it

Xymoune is a person

xymoune by kraccman October 6, 2020