Any phrase used to the point of annoyance by x factor judges: For example the words "PROBABLY the best act we've seen this series"as uttered by Simon Cowell after EVERY act. The delivery is usually highly condescending and insincere in nature.
Well I think you're out of your comfort zone there - oops - pardon the xfactorism.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'