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A magical pair of green pants that will cure world hunger and solve world peace, if only they were shared with the world.

Just think of Xavier's Pants, and you can fly! You can fly! You can fly!

You've got gadgets and gizmo's a-plenty. You've got whosits and whatsits galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got 20! But who cares, no big deal, I want Xavier's Pants!

The meaning of life = Xavier's Pants.

The end.
If only genocide would stop!
It would if we had Xavier's Pants
by MillieLikesStuff December 09, 2009
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