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bill wyman 

Original bass player for the Rolling Stones.Born December 1935. Has shagged over 1,000 chicks in his lifetime, including some who were not quite legal, most notably when he married (or nearly at least) a girl who IIRC was like 15.

No longer plays bass for the Stones.
Guy #1: Did you hear Paint It Black?
Guy #2: You know that was actually written by Bill Wyman and not Jagger or Richards?
bill wyman by Kajackroll July 2, 2007
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shay wyman 

A detestable kid who has the ambition to play professional tennis but can't contend with others in the senior citizen league.
That tennis player is such a shay wyman.
shay wyman by Daniel McCloud March 20, 2005
wyman by Anonymous September 14, 2003

erik wyman 

A red-tipped white ass that might as well be considered a tampon.
"Bro why da hell your hair red"
"Probably cus I was all up in that pussy"
"Oh so you're an Erik Wyman"
"EXACLY"
erik wyman by NALADGE May 25, 2018
An awesome dude who's a total nerd at the same time. He tends to hang around everyone, and throw awesome parties with hot tubs in the middle of winter. He's a crazy idiot. But he's awesome at the same time. He doesn't obey the rules what-so-ever. He's no pushover, and he usually gets in shit for it too. Overall a great guy. Usually has a Uni brow.
(Adam comes through the door and blocks rockband)
Maddy: Wtf are you guys doing?!
Adam: Jumping in the snow and going in the hot tub
Maddy: And who's brilliant idea was this?!
Adam: Wynands.
Wynand by Maddy-xx March 9, 2009
normally named after a real sexy man. some one who is full of ambition.smart,should become a presidendt or prince. the sexiest guy in the school....
hey have you seen wyman stewart..."he's bangin"
Wyman by why-man June 8, 2009