A work missus is a girl at the office who you would like to get jiggy with and you have told your co-workers about these feelings. After which she is then allocated as your work missus and no other co-workers should be approaching her in predatory or flirtatious manner.

Any breach of this policy can cause conflict in the office hence the need for a strictly enforced work missus system. Harbouring feelings for another man's work missus is known as having a secret work missus and can not be discussed.
John, "Louise, is looking fine today, I would like to get my hands on her". "Sorry John she is Richard's work missus, you will have to find another".
by Belgraviadan September 19, 2016
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