Woody Towel

A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.

With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.

Woody Towel by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011

warren woods tower 

a school full of thots. where your bestfriend will take your boyfriend and act like nothing ever happened. can’t trust nobody at that school. the boys are cute tho. people are dumb & smoke weed in the bathrooms, but that school is dumb and rarely catches anybody. the football team is really good! and the cheerleaders suck! and a lot of females at that school smell like they don’t wash up. welcome to tower!

boy- i fucked my girlfriends bestfriend
anybody- i bet she was from warren woods tower !

warren woods tower by abcdefchijklmnopqrstuvwxyz August 6, 2019

warren woods tower 

a shitty school where they won’t tolerate kids being “disruptive” in classrooms but they WILL tolerate students being touched by teachers and kids being bullied! this school don’t give a fuck about the kids there they just want money lmfaoooo!

warren woods tower? oh! yes! I wanted to fucking kms while i was there!

warren woods tower by former student hahah October 26, 2019

Warren Woods Tower 

This school is always on some bullshit no front

Warren Woods Tower be on some bull ass shit no front.

Warren Woods Tower by KingJug February 20, 2020