woodland junior high in arkansas is much better than their rivals ramay. the woodland cowboys have many championships in all sports. honestly just go to woodland. the ramay indians suck!
by vllyblgrl October 22, 2019
The town north of Houston with a population just under 100,000 where about 10% of the population is poor or middle class, and the rest are...not. It is a town where people are supposed to cherish the environment through several programs and the environmentally friendly layout of the town, yet many residents own/are involved with oil companies. It is a town where all parents talk about what a "family-friendly community" it is, while their kids smoke crack and have an orgy in the backyard because they're too busy going to yoga classes to notice. It is a town where The John Cooper School is located...the well-known private school where most students get a sports car for their 16th birthday (not an exaggeration), and some millionaires are considered poor. It is a town where in the PUBLIC SCHOOLS, a kid driving a 2003 BMW is considered poor. It is a town where the first ad you see in the local magazine is either Gucci, Lamborghini, or Rolex. It is a town where, when in an aircraft, one might mistake a neighborhood for an unusually close group of Walmarts. It is a town where most residents under the age of 8 don't know what a Walmart is. It is a town where a 10-year-old without an iPhone is an outcast. It is a town where despite a "love of the environment", the plant people tend to love the most there is weed. It is a town where that is the only kind of weed people are aware of, because they all have gardeners.
Joe: My cousin lives in The Woodlands.
Josh: Does he have a ferrari?
Joe: He got one for his birthday, along with a helicopter.
Josh: Does he have a ferrari?
Joe: He got one for his birthday, along with a helicopter.
by fairysprinklesalpacadoomorange February 6, 2012
A village situated in the North east of England. Around the area of woodland you may find a deranged homosexual man drinking prosecco woodland is also well known for its ‘farmers’ and farm watch these people aren’t actually farmers just claim to be. The rest of the village is mainly made up of a shit tin church that would blow down if u breathed on it and also the coffin dodgers.
by fishshopdoors March 25, 2022
A town north of Houston with the assiest people around. Stuck up snobs they are but with an awesome reputation in EVERYTHING! I don\'t know whether to be proud or embarassed.
by Geuhlee April 27, 2005
John: Hey honey, do you wanna move to The Woodlands?
Sally: Hey fuckface, do you want our daughter to be a blonde clone of every fucking person in The Woodlands? Do you want our son to be a pothead/alcoholic? Do you wanna get a divorce?
John: Good point, maybe we shouldn't
Sally: No shit
Sally: Hey fuckface, do you want our daughter to be a blonde clone of every fucking person in The Woodlands? Do you want our son to be a pothead/alcoholic? Do you wanna get a divorce?
John: Good point, maybe we shouldn't
Sally: No shit
by TTI December 31, 2009
THE biggest ghetto in Texas... you can't find a single white person in the whole town. people get shot all the freakin time, and you can't park your car and leave it for half an hour or someone will smash your windows. you do not want to fuck with people from the woodlands.
by beware September 17, 2005