Virginity in the mid twenties or beyond: a flaw that one can't see upon the first meeting, but will make it really hard to get them to take off their pants.
I was trying to hook up with this hot girl, but I couldn't close because she had a wooden leg. I won't be calling her again.
by craigsliststrippers June 01, 2011
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An old fashioned, cheap prosthetic we all wish we had. Typicaly seen on Afghan land mine victims.
Hey Max bring my wooden back you prick of a dog.
by LachyGordon May 18, 2005