Virginity in the mid twenties or beyond: a flaw that one can't see upon the first meeting, but will make it really hard to get them to take off their pants.
I was trying to hook up with this hot girl, but I couldn't close because she had a wooden leg. I won't be calling her again.
by craigsliststrippers June 01, 2011
An old fashioned, cheap prosthetic we all wish we had. Typicaly seen on Afghan land mine victims.
Hey Max bring my wooden back you prick of a dog.
by LachyGordon May 18, 2005