Getting smacked in the face with three dildos during sexual intercourse while listening to Talk of the Tavern on Twitch or iHeart radio.
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When a Mormon or Jehovah's witness comes to the door and you answer it with a handful of jizz and style their hair in the style of Wolverine's while listening to Talk of the Tavern on Twitch or iHeart radio and wearing slippers.
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When a Mormon or Jehovah's witness comes to the door and you answer it with a handful of jizz and style their hair in the style of Wolverine's while listening to Talk of the Tavern on Twitch or iHeart radio and wearing slippers.
She got a wolverine mic check last night.
I totally pulled a wolverine on the elder before almost converting to Mormonism while wearing a new pair of slippers.
I totally pulled a wolverine on the elder before almost converting to Mormonism while wearing a new pair of slippers.
by Talk of the Tavern.com August 1, 2017
by Aronill September 6, 2008
A term describing a particularly bitchy and bitter breed of college student, almost always associated with the University of Michigan. Despite their insistence that they don't have any worthy rivals in the Midwest and that they don't care about said imaginary rivals, these students spend an an extreme amount of time and effort professing their superiority to anyone within earshot. However, Wolverines are to be pitied because this mythical and unproven claim to glory is the only shred of hope they have to cling to for the rest of their lives, or at least until their football program goes down the shitter. Oh wait...
"Wow, that loud-mouth Wolverine sounds like a complete jackass when he talks about how great U of M is."
"If his school was really that wonderful, you wouldn't think he'd feel the need to prove it to any and everyone he meets."
"Yeah, it's pretty pathetic."
"If his school was really that wonderful, you wouldn't think he'd feel the need to prove it to any and everyone he meets."
"Yeah, it's pretty pathetic."
by GoBlow April 17, 2009
The male version of a "cougar". An older man who browses dating apps and nightclubs in order to score with a much younger female. Wealth, status, or good looks do not affect a man's ability to be a wolverine. They can be anyone from a gym rat still living in his mom's basement to the high-level executive who enjoys getting drinks on rooftop bars. Legend has it that their ego grows 10 times in size once they finally find the perfect younger female to be with.
The new guy I'm dating is a total wolverine, but it's so worth it because he tells me how pretty I am every day.
by sdemi813 September 8, 2019
Clawing your girlfriends face leaving three marks, then when you are ready to nut pull out and nut over the three cuts, afterwards howling loudly like a big wolf.
Me and my girlfriend wanted to try something different last night, so i clawed her face and nutted on it...Wolverine sex rocks.
by Drederick May 7, 2007