Wolly Whomp

To beat the shit out of somebody! To jokingly mess with your spouse!

Steve Wolly Whomped Hayle for not knowing the definition of Wolly Whomp!

Wolly Whomp by Stackin.Steve December 9, 2021

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wally whomp

to mash vigorously
to have erotic sexual intercourse

Dave: Dood, I totally wally whomped the shit outta that broad.
Shandel: lmfao
Dave: Dood, I might just go back for anotha sesh.
Shandel: Ok. do it fam. ill join in.
OR
Kid 1: DOOD I WALLY WHOMPED YOUR MOM.
Kid 2: OMG!? REALLY!?!?!
Kid 3: DOOD YOU WALLY WHOMPED HIS MOM? I DID TOO!
Kid 1: IMA WALLY WHOMP YOU ALL WITH MY PENIS!

wally whomp by El Wangadore February 22, 2008

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Wally Whomp

When a male smacks a female in the face with his penis.

"Oh yeah dude, I SO wally whomped that hoe!!! I even knocked a tooth out and gave her a fat lip!"

Wally Whomp by Megan Langley April 4, 2009

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Wollywhomp

1. The process of one grabbing another by the penis, ripping it off, and shoving it up their anus.

"John shut the hell up, or I swear to god I will Wollywhomp you so hard your nipples will explode."

My friend drank the last juicebox in the fridge, so I Wollywhomped him so severly that I ruptured his anus.

I stole Kool-Aid from a Black Man. Shortly after, he Wollywhomped me.

My girlfriend found out that I was cheating on her with another woman, which resulted in a severe Wollywhomp distribution.

Wollywhomp by Jaxz February 23, 2011

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wollywhopper

a bid dick that whops into a camel toe and is pulled out really red

the man wollywhoppered his friends girlfriend to make him mad

wollywhopper by wollywhopper January 18, 2015

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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