Dave: Dood, I totally wally whomped the shit outta that broad.
Shandel: lmfao
Dave: Dood, I might just go back for anotha sesh.
Shandel: Ok. do it fam. ill join in.
OR
Kid 1: DOOD I WALLY WHOMPED YOUR MOM.
Kid 2: OMG!? REALLY!?!?!
Kid 3: DOOD YOU WALLY WHOMPED HIS MOM? I DID TOO!
Kid 1: IMA WALLY WHOMP YOU ALL WITH MY PENIS!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)