Alex Wolff

A kid who's like 11 now and in the Naked Brothers Band. He wears doo rags, fake tattoos and has curly hair. He plays the drums and skateboards. He also hits on women who are like 24. He's gonna be a total player once he hits highschool.

"Dude, who's that curly haired little kid hitting on your girlfriend?"

"Oh, crap! Alex Wolff get away from my girlfriend! She's 11 years older than you man!"

Alex Wolff by Langenbrunner Baby 15 March 7, 2009

earl wolff

n. url-woolf

pseudonym for the penis of former pornographic actor Chip Kelly during his failed career in the 1970s era Golden Age of Porn

Chip Kelly: Hey there Ashley Fox! Have you met Earl?

Ashley Fox: Earl who?

Chip Kelly: Earl Wolff! *disrobes pants*

Ashley Fox: OMG that thing is hairy and hideous... but at least it looks like it can run a 4.4 40yard dash.

earl wolff by penguin farmer July 18, 2013

Nat Wolff 

The hottest guy ALIVE .
he is WAY talented. plays guitar, piano, and sometimes drums, and sings REALLY GOOD.

he was the star of the Nickelodeon show "The Naked Brothers Band." unfortunately, it is no longer on the air.

He makes a band with his brother Alex and they tour and have a few albums of their own.

He is 17 years old, and goes to private school in new york city.
he was born in Los Angeles, California.
He is amazing<3

person 1: did you go to the NatnAlex concert???
person 2: YEAH IT WAS AMAZING !
person 1: did you meet nat wolff?
person 2: yeah, hes so hot!

Nat Wolff by JaneDoe22 January 2, 2012

Alex Wolff

Nat Wolff's 10-year-old brother. He is also in the Naked Brothers Band. He plays the drums.

Alex Wolff also writes songs.

Alex Wolff by Josh June 10, 2008

Getting Wolff'd

When your bitch is flat out stolen from you.

Kevin: So what happened yesterday?
Emily: I was going to meet you for our anniversary dinner but then I met this other guy and got tied up
Kevin: How bout this weekend?
Emily: Well me and this other guy really hit it off... so I probably shouldn't see you anymore, sorry.
Kevin: Damn, I really hate getting Wolff'd

Getting Wolff'd by I'm DJ Zellus February 27, 2011

Sophie wolff 

The most perfect and prettiest girl you've ever seen she makes people laugh a lot and brings a lot of joy she will never let you down and she is just to amzing to be real!

Wow your Sutch a Sophie wolff

Sophie wolff by Turnell gabe January 14, 2015

Tim Wolff 

He is Batman.

Batman and Tim Wolff are the same person.

Tim Wolff by batman26317 February 6, 2010