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when someone is beyond retarded; incredibly stupid person; can also mean that the person is really annoying and quirky.
man... that girl wearing the tube socks and flip flops is a woctard.

man: hey girl you wanna go out? girl lemme have your numba....hey lil mamma don't be like that!
girl: what a woctard!
by Gangsta boo Miami January 16, 2009

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