Before treating your woman to a routine back massage, fill the evening with cheap Wisconsin Ale. While she is lying face down position yourself flat footed over her spine, pull your pants down and blast her spine telling her its massage oil. Phase 2: Reposition yourself near the back of the room and get a running start, slide head first across her back like Pete Rose...

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I just had to try that Wisconsin Mudslide last night, and boy it was grrrrrrrreat...
by The Silent Duck December 2, 2007
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