Wire Buscuit Share definition Flag A very corse-haired grown out vagina. You know, you've got your bald ones, your mohawks, your launch pads, and your 70's style "wire buscuits". Wire Buscuit by Jeff Pomeroy May 17, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Wire Buscuit mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch