A dried up old alcoholic town. Fully equipped with two gas stations, one grocery store and ten bars, this town is home to countless rednecks and heathens. If you're visiting Winneconne, expect nothing.... and you'll get even less. The only good thing to do in this town is to leave and drive to Oshkosh. Which also sucks, but that's a whole different animal.
Hey mom! Our Winneconne High School Vice Principle got a DUI!