by Im a Crackman November 19, 2022
When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.
Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper
by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021
During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.
Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"
Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"
Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"
Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"
Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"
by ThatsNiceMN December 5, 2020
by Beast.yeast November 23, 2017