The only way that you could make this OS run for any period of time is by not running it. Or just run the whole thing from its 16-bit (but really 2-bit) command line, DOS.
My dog could write better operating systems than Windows 98 by urinating on a keyboard.
by edwin May 15, 2004
Quite an unstable operating system. Crashes basically every time you run it, even after a clean installation, especially when you're busy using Microsoft Word or such programs. Frequently presents a blue screen of death for no reason whatsoever.
"Windows 98 crashed again."
by relaxed May 27, 2003
"Critical errors are the result of you asshats deleting system files" <--- But umm it crashed on clean Install. =/
Unstable P.O.S
by =/ June 15, 2003
a code used primarily during long road trips to signal the other occupants of a vehicle to lower the windows because you have farted or are about to fart.
passenger 1: "windows 98"
all passengers roll down windows.
10~20 seconds pass.
all passengers roll up windows.
the trip continues peacefully because passenger 1 was courteous and did not make everyone else smell his, or her, shit.
by festizio March 13, 2015

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