Winden

German slang, meaning the epitome of perfection; a modern interpretation of a Siren from Greek mythology.
As I stood in the Louvre, and stared at the Mona Lisa, all I could think was "Wow. This is beautiful, but really pales in comparison to a Winden."
by D.Füchinday. February 04, 2010
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Jannes Van Winden

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho
person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

other example

person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
by Laurasexgod January 10, 2024
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