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Willy out, Johnson!

A game in which at least 2 men or a maximum of 15 can play

The rules of the game being that when anyone shouts “Willy out, Johnson!” the players have to pull their genitalia out as fast as possible and the last to pull it out has to get punched in the :nuts, plums, balls, ect.

The name Johnston refers to a teacher in a school a long time ago that had his trousers and pants pulled down by a student this has been an urban myth since the beginning of time in Lincolnshire. it was said that this act was done because the teacher was so annoy.

Beware, if played more than 5 times a day, willy out johnson may come back to the place where the fifth game was played and will will out johnson your bum
‘Willy out, Johnson!’ refers a male genetalia being pulled into view of everyone else playing the game usually out of some sort of underwear, trousers shorts or any other item of clothing

And Johnston refers to a teacher in a school a long time ago in Lincolnshire that had his trousers and pants pulled down

get your willy out of my chili 

Refers to the intrusion of privacy or getting into some ones business. Synonym to "Get out of my business" or "Get your nose out of my stuff."
Paul: So what are you doing after class?
John: Get your willy out of my chili.

I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy 

Parody line from a well-known mickey' d's ad from back in the day.
Person 1. Hey Person 2, what would you do if I was a girl?
Person 2. I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy.

Willy Winter White Out 

The sexual act of chugging a fifth of Admiral Nelson, then motorboating a busty woman within a half hour of her being tittyfucked by two other gentlemen
"I was so tanked last weekend after the baseball game, I scored a willy winter white out with that Mary chick. Glazed my beard for a day."
Willy Winter White Out by GATEZ8 December 1, 2014

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili 

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

Will Out 

To make plans to attend a party, then come up with a lame reason to not show up at the last minute.
I can't believe you're going to "will out" to go fill out bubble sheets, especially after you helped plan the party.
Will Out by Han Sol0 March 1, 2009