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When one approaches an unsuspecting sat or laid down person, jumps on top and vigorously thrusts their flaccid penis in their face.

For maximum effect, it is repeated for at least three seconds or until a disgusted facial expression appears on the victims face.
Laura thoroughly enjoys Ben performing a willy attack.
by tim butter works October 14, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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