Jim Thorpe was the forst man to plot out a map of Willy's Anus but Poo Poo Jimica was the first man the venture into the unknown region. This massive canyon was created by the Mississippi River. After it was mapped out the Knomes moved in by the thousands and then the millions. They now live scattered across the countryside.
"Hey Honey look what a great deal I found on Expieda. It is a 2 star hotel in Willy's Anus."
by Willy McPhilly May 06, 2006