one of the hardest working men you’ll ever meet. great ambition and amazing potential. very very sweet and makes the best kind of friend who’s always there for you and gives you good advice. attractive and tall and can definitely steal your girl ;)) plays lots of video games and doodles a lot
by waifuable April 8, 2020
by tiktokthotty May 17, 2019
(Adj) The act of waking up late in the day only to drink Mountain Dew, eat any food available, then use the internet until early the next day with as little social interaction as possible.
by YourLordPoseidon June 25, 2014
willem is me im a fucking god and thats undenible my dick is the size of the universe and when i nut it causes waves.
i am also super hot.
i am also super hot.
by giantdickman October 13, 2021
Willem powerfish is a bloke that loves to chase 3 meter flattys on whole chooks, he spends most of his time at the brothel getting blokes. he has been cast netting sice he was three.
by get the dogs August 28, 2019
The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.
Also, he is probably your real father.
Also, he is probably your real father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?
by guacamollen May 16, 2018
by Healthy guy enthusiast November 26, 2020