For a individual to take a extremely long time to complete a small or simple task.
To wake up angry every day to the fact of a small penis.
It took Dave over a hour to screw in a light bulb , he was totally wilcoxing it so he didn’t have to do any more work before lunch . He also has to sit down to pee .
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."