Takin' a crap on company time and using a wi-fi compatible device to check the scores or an email, surf, etc. on a restroom break.
John: Dude! You were gone for like 40 mins!
Coworker: yeah I took my 15 min break, but then I had to take a crap before the end of my shift and was Wifi deucin'!
Coworker: Got an Ipod Touch?