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1.
A word making fun of "Lifetime TV"
(In a respectful way)
Hey Joe, Your wife has been absent from class.

Yes, Beavis, She's watching Wifetime TV. and she's hooked!

Her favourite show is Reba.
by Binfordman August 13, 2008
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2.
Noun. An annoyingly long period of time that robs one of pleasure and social interaction.
I missed the train and had to wait a wifetime for the next one.
by Trrrrrrrrrrroy February 10, 2009
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